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Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
Mark Twain
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Mark Twain
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Mark Twain
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
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