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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?Previous 1 ... 3 4 5 6 7 ... 11 Next