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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before.
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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.
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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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All right, then, I'll go to hell.
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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